Soft, roomy, and deadpan — this crewneck settles into your rotation like a reliable side-eye. The mid-weight cotton-poly blend feels comfortably substantial without being stiff. Centered on the chest, the witty embroidered slogan reads like your inner monologue: dry humor meets cozy warmth. Wear it on slow mornings, low-key meetups, or when you want to say less and mean more. The tubular knit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette clean. It pairs easily with jeans, leggings, or pajama bottoms when you’re staying in and scrolling through the feed.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability
- Tubular, seam-free knit with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes with ethically grown US cotton and compliance with safety standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
