'If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories' Retro Script

This cozy crewneck brings dry humor and low-key attitude into an everyday layer. Soft, medium-weight fabric holds its shape while the subtle embroidered text sits cleanly on the chest—quietly sarcastic, not shouty. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, on laid-back errands, or layered under a jacket for a casual night out. The tubular knit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette smooth and comfortable, and breathable cotton-poly blends mean it drapes nicely without feeling bulky. For someone who likes to make a wry statement without trying too hard, this sweatshirt becomes part of the regular rotation: comfortable, durable, and a little bit clever.

Product features
- Embroidered chest or wrist placement options for a refined look
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for comfort and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing construction
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and strength
- Certified dyes and ethically sourced cotton; meets safety and chemical standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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