Sarcasm & Calories Sweatshirt

Soft, roomy, and deadpan — this crewneck settles into your rotation like a reliable side-eye. The mid-weight cotton-poly blend feels comfortably substantial without being stiff. Centered on the chest, the witty embroidered slogan reads like your inner monologue: dry humor meets cozy warmth. Wear it on slow mornings, low-key meetups, or when you want to say less and mean more. The tubular knit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette clean. It pairs easily with jeans, leggings, or pajama bottoms when you’re staying in and scrolling through the feed.

Product features
- Embroidered chest (or wrist) decoration options for a textured, long-lasting design
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular, seam-free knit with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention
- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG used for other prints; OEKO-TEX® certified dyes
- Made in Nicaragua with ethically grown US cotton and compliance with safety standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean